The Horny Toad Guest House
★★★★ · 2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay ·
+34 photosAbout this hotel
Stunning Waterfront Property
Experience the ultimate beachfront getaway at The Horny Toad Guest House, offering studios and apartments right on the Caribbean Sea in Simpson Bay.
Luxurious Accommodations
Indulge in air-conditioned studios with kitchenettes or spacious apartments with a cozy seating area. Enjoy the convenience of free Wi-Fi during your stay.
Convenient Location
With the airport just a 2-minute walk away, and restaurants, bars, and a supermarket within minutes, everything you need is at your fingertips. Explore nearby attractions like Mullet Bay Golf Course and St. Marteen Museum.
Book now for a memorable stay at The Horny Toad Guest House!
What guests say
Superb 9.7/10 · summarised by AI from 135 reviews👍 Oceanfront location with private beach👍 Owners and staff are friendly and attentive👍 Comfortable, well-equipped apartments
- ⚠️ Dogs barking at night disrupted sleep for at least one guest
- ⚠️ No onsite pool/bar/restaurant
- ⚠️ Bathroom/toilet lacks air-conditioning
Policies & good to know
No childrenNo petsParking: FREE
Amenities (54)
Internet
- ✓WiFi available
- ✓Free WiFi
Fitness & activities
- ✓Golf course
- ✓Board games/puzzles
Food & drink
- ✓BBQ facilities
- ✓Physical distancing in dining areas
Parking & transport
- ✓Parking
- ✓Free Parking
- ✓Car hire
- ✓Accessible parking
Beach & outdoors
- ✓Terrace
- ✓Garden
- ✓Sun terrace
- ✓Beachfront
- ✓Outdoor furniture
- ✓Sun loungers or beach chairs
- ✓Sun umbrellas
- ✓Beach
Services
- ✓Laundry
- ✓Tour desk
- ✓Daily housekeeping
- ✓Grocery deliveries
- ✓Laundry washed per local authority guidelines
Safety & security
- ✓Safety deposit box
- ✓Staff adhere to local safety protocols
- ✓Fire extinguishers
- ✓First aid kit available
- ✓Smoke alarms
- ✓Key access
- ✓CCTV outside property
- ✓CCTV in common areas
Comfort
- ✓Non-smoking rooms
- ✓Air conditioning
- ✓Soundproof rooms
- ✓Non-smoking throughout
More
- ✓Ironing service
- ✓Private check-in/check-out
- ✓Guest rooms disinfected between stays
- ✓Cleaning standards that are effective against Coronavirus
- ✓Physical distancing rules followed
- ✓Hand sanitizer in guest room and key areas
- ✓Cashless payment available
- ✓Sanitized tableware & silverware
- ✓Contactless check-in/check-out
- ✓Invoice provided
- ✓Guests can opt-out any cleaning services during stay
- ✓Shared stationery like menus, pens are removed
- ✓Guest room sealed after cleaning
- ✓Food delivered to guest room
- ✓Process in place to check health of guests
- ✓Access to health care professionals
- ✓Face masks for guests available
- ✓Delivered food - securely covered
- ✓Thermometers for guests provided by property
Location
2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay
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Check-in from 03:00 PM until 09:00 PM
Check-out by 11:00 AM